tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post4505640069952246277..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: A Dorky And Dangerous MemeSplotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-23279491432372143552007-05-30T20:26:00.000-05:002007-05-30T20:26:00.000-05:00Hey, I'm just glad to clear up confusion whenever ...Hey, I'm just glad to clear up confusion whenever I can.<BR/><BR/>You don't know how many people I run into saying the same thing as yourself, dead sure that I'm dead wrong. <BR/><BR/>And believe it or not, a large percentage of those people take a swing at me.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-57185611643811501212007-05-30T17:33:00.000-05:002007-05-30T17:33:00.000-05:00Aha-- here all these years I thought he'd just got...Aha-- here all these years I thought he'd just got back from <I>Carolina</I>. Thanks for clearing that up!Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-22097601744510307762007-05-30T14:31:00.000-05:002007-05-30T14:31:00.000-05:00mr. yen, i thought that song was about the final b...mr. yen, i thought that song was about the final battle for Middle Earth. Don't they mention Samwise Gamgee in there? "Who just got back from the Land of Mordor, he said he didn't like the weather?"<BR/><BR/>CP, only the magic users and clerics became reenactors. The fighters and thieves become bloggers. And we won't mention what becomes of the monks and bards.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-46822484496556798362007-05-30T13:48:00.000-05:002007-05-30T13:48:00.000-05:00Um Lu, what are you talking about? D&D players gr...Um Lu, what are you talking about? D&D players grow up to be reenactors. Everybody knows that.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-57116422787969107172007-05-30T10:35:00.000-05:002007-05-30T10:35:00.000-05:00Is that what Lou Reed was singing about in the Vel...Is that what Lou Reed was singing about in the Velvet Underground song "Sister Ray," when he was saying something about a sailor sucking on his ding dong at a heroin-fuelled orgy? Were there other Hostess products involved?Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-62948836791973753202007-05-29T19:38:00.000-05:002007-05-29T19:38:00.000-05:00Seriously, its all a big fantasy RPG only with sex...Seriously, its all a big fantasy RPG only with sex instead of dragons.<BR/><BR/>The Ding-Dong was originally called the King Don, which fits right in mwith my theory.luluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06468418041443316689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-70030811687366367512007-05-29T17:37:00.000-05:002007-05-29T17:37:00.000-05:00BDSM? Are you crazy?Well, if the BDSM involved som...BDSM? Are you crazy?<BR/><BR/>Well, if the BDSM involved some Hostess products, you might be on to something.<BR/><BR/>My safe word is "Ding Dong".Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-6644817973095532822007-05-29T10:21:00.000-05:002007-05-29T10:21:00.000-05:00I have a theory that you might be able to shed som...I have a theory that you might be able to shed some light on. I think that people who played D&D as teenagers grow up to hang around in BDSM clubs wearing jackboots and calling themselves Master Pain, and Sir Overlap. Any truth to this?luluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06468418041443316689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-89073100081960486802007-05-28T21:38:00.000-05:002007-05-28T21:38:00.000-05:00Um, I didn't smoke it either, I heard about it bei...Um, I didn't smoke it either, I heard about it being smoked. I did hot knives though, that's legal right?Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-6986329661906313892007-05-28T20:21:00.000-05:002007-05-28T20:21:00.000-05:00dale and bubs, you're lucky my characters have alw...dale and bubs, you're lucky my characters have always been chaotic good. A lawful evil character would not stand for the base insults you spew from your adventure-deprived pieholes.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-87995461366047406642007-05-28T18:29:00.000-05:002007-05-28T18:29:00.000-05:00What Dale said.Except, uh, I never ever smoked pot...What Dale said.<BR/><BR/>Except, uh, I never ever smoked pot because that was against the law. And I have always been as you see me now.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-75008247145515272672007-05-28T07:34:00.000-05:002007-05-28T07:34:00.000-05:00The only dungeon I remember was the unfinished bas...The only dungeon I remember was the unfinished basement of our house where my friends and I used to smoke pot in while we made fun of you.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-16110674693256264182007-05-28T07:09:00.000-05:002007-05-28T07:09:00.000-05:00I don't recall any of the adventures, having only ...I don't recall any of the adventures, having only played once or twice briefly in 6th grade, but I do remember that my character was a ten-foot-tall lizard man named Phobius.<BR/><BR/>I also remember how I really liked those dice. That is all.Timothy Donavan Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07155343659265991430noreply@blogger.com