tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post587591779560275016..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: An Etiquette Question For YouSplotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-89520266193736748402008-03-24T18:33:00.000-06:002008-03-24T18:33:00.000-06:00After that post, I'd be eternally afraid of asking...After that post, I'd be eternally afraid of asking you over for dinner.Gifted Typisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847472209048585938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-77932653196133528082008-03-22T10:10:00.000-06:002008-03-22T10:10:00.000-06:00Pound your fists on the table, and scream, "This i...Pound your fists on the table, and scream, "This is a Travesty!!!"<BR/><BR/>When they ask, "What are you talking about?"<BR/><BR/>You say, "Here we are, a bunch of fat, overfed Americans enjoying this fine meal while thousands, if not more, of our fellow countrymen, and women are going hungry. I simply cannot eat another bite out of good conscience. I hope you will respect my decision."s. douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04095308024108321913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-42106531921784492852008-03-22T09:52:00.000-06:002008-03-22T09:52:00.000-06:00secretly give it to the dogsecretly give it to the dogDistributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-62896350682568012372008-03-21T15:22:00.000-06:002008-03-21T15:22:00.000-06:00Feign a sudden illness. Then you don't hurt their ...Feign a sudden illness. Then you don't hurt their feelings.Dr. Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-48299889987379746732008-03-21T07:44:00.000-06:002008-03-21T07:44:00.000-06:00You try to play it off like you think you can by s...You try to play it off like you think you can by sayin' that you're full, obviously.<BR/><BR/>Nicely done.SamuraiFroghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18313259493587442589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-46481945166950577852008-03-21T06:53:00.000-06:002008-03-21T06:53:00.000-06:00Throw up on the table and then order in.Throw up on the table and then order in.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-13490244751238350402008-03-20T17:05:00.000-06:002008-03-20T17:05:00.000-06:00and no one really knows what it is we're fighting ...and no one really knows what it is we're fighting for.Comrade Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11393718048145784837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-29908977482950287532008-03-20T17:04:00.000-06:002008-03-20T17:04:00.000-06:00How about a human being?You have free will, so you...How about a human being?<BR/><BR/>You have free will, so you can choose your friends as you wish.<BR/><BR/>Because all time will tell<BR/><BR/>is that everything is a lie.<BR/><BR/>I lost the fight<BR/>but won the war.Comrade Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11393718048145784837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-75445228817461181212008-03-20T15:24:00.000-06:002008-03-20T15:24:00.000-06:00I stop being friends with them.I stop being friends with them.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-53885776256405313812008-03-20T14:19:00.000-06:002008-03-20T14:19:00.000-06:00I think you'll find the question of manners was an...I think you'll find the question of manners was answered in the classic Sugarhill Gang hit, "Rapper's Delight." The best rap ever about Keopectate and super sperm.SamuraiFroghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18313259493587442589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-43936910972333403532008-03-20T13:37:00.000-06:002008-03-20T13:37:00.000-06:00This is why I always bring food with me when I'm i...This is why I always bring food with me when I'm invited somewhere... so I have something fabulous to eat! Then everyone is all like, "Ohhhhh jin! You are sooo sweet! You brought us pastries! How generous of you!"<BR/><BR/>No one ever suspects I'm really being a rude picky bitch.jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-23664738056707324612008-03-20T12:13:00.000-06:002008-03-20T12:13:00.000-06:00Fran I think Ka-O-Pec-Tate is the remedy.Fran I think Ka-O-Pec-Tate is the remedy.Freida Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-72363558157611702922008-03-20T11:46:00.000-06:002008-03-20T11:46:00.000-06:00In the end, your one true friendhas to come to you...In the end, your one true friend<BR/>has to come to your own defense<BR/><BR/>Who is your one <BR/>true friend?Comrade Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11393718048145784837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-37636151390717130292008-03-20T11:07:00.000-06:002008-03-20T11:07:00.000-06:00I go to the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn and see what t...I go to the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn and see what they have on the buffet.<BR/><BR/>Well that and Pepto-bismal. <BR/><BR/>Signed, Master Gee (hmmm I see status ideas before my eyes...)Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-46895890148027837362008-03-20T10:51:00.000-06:002008-03-20T10:51:00.000-06:00ha!seriously, how good is th' friend??ha!<BR/><BR/>seriously, how good is th' friend??Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06843124493633147728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-67786088019909770352008-03-20T10:49:00.000-06:002008-03-20T10:49:00.000-06:00Oh, so well played my friend. Kudos.Oh, so well played my friend. Kudos.Evil Geniushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18090241793391429143noreply@blogger.com