tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post2478933486526495777..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: Happy Whatever Splotchy Says Day: Your Third And Final AssignmentSplotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-55310150140146113062007-12-03T11:34:00.000-06:002007-12-03T11:34:00.000-06:00tengrain, thanks for the toast. I'm sorry I didn'...tengrain, thanks for the toast. I'm sorry I didn't have an assignment for you. I will work up an elaborate one for next year.<BR/><BR/>dc, thanks for the toast, both at the party and in your avatar.<BR/><BR/>dr z, gunaxf n ybg.<BR/><BR/>CTC, I look forward to seeing what you come up with!<BR/><BR/>sharon, I'm happy that you at least managed to briefly overcome your laziness to comment on this post and say you were possibly too lazy to add me.<BR/><BR/>mr yen, I certainly hope it was relief you felt. I really would not like it if you felt insulted. No slight was intended at all. You are the bee's knees to me.<BR/><BR/>d, wonderful!Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-25230174957427260182007-12-03T08:48:00.000-06:002007-12-03T08:48:00.000-06:00A little late, but I'm on it, sir!A little late, but I'm on it, sir!dguzmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-5953997631931498282007-12-02T15:03:00.000-06:002007-12-02T15:03:00.000-06:00I'm not sure if I should be insulted or relieved t...I'm not sure if I should be insulted or relieved that I don't have an assignment....Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-53101262682916825222007-12-02T11:52:00.000-06:002007-12-02T11:52:00.000-06:00Hey- I brought my damn iSplotchy over the river an...Hey- I brought my damn iSplotchy over the river and into the borough of Brooklyn.<BR/><BR/>When Morse met us downstairs he was astounded as the size and the fury of this device. I think you may soon have another customer.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-77913553377416426662007-12-02T00:07:00.000-06:002007-12-02T00:07:00.000-06:00I'm a lazy linker. I'll think about it. No offense...I'm a lazy linker. I'll think about it. No offense intended. I'm just really, really lazy.shamundsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02702631068774734157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-30633454941345790422007-12-01T08:07:00.000-06:002007-12-01T08:07:00.000-06:00I'm trying to think of a Carbondale landmark that ...I'm trying to think of a Carbondale landmark that will appease your need for public exaltation. I think I have one.Diamond Dave Digglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09365112639076799173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-50891768412356969892007-12-01T05:54:00.000-06:002007-12-01T05:54:00.000-06:00splotch --- you were the target of many toasts!(se...splotch --- you were the target of many toasts!<BR/><BR/>(see my avatar)<BR/><BR/>8-)<BR/><BR/>a good time had by all.......Distributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-31260882035596511132007-12-01T04:06:00.000-06:002007-12-01T04:06:00.000-06:00Bar chyc zrzr pbzvat hc! Tvir zr n yvggyr gvzr, gu...Bar chyc zrzr pbzvat hc! Tvir zr n yvggyr gvzr, gubhtu. Vg vf uneq gb svaq n gerapupbng gung vf funcrq yvxr n yhzc bs przrag.Dr. Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-61218369818361564172007-11-30T23:37:00.000-06:002007-11-30T23:37:00.000-06:00Geez, I'm chopped liver.Well, if it is any consola...Geez, I'm chopped liver.<BR/><BR/>Well, if it is any consolation Splotchy, while virtually attending the NY Bash (over Skype), I toasted to your very good health.<BR/><BR/>And I did it with a real Bombay Saphire Gibson.<BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/><BR/>TengrainTengrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00171857054812345617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-49434036403774657862007-11-30T22:26:00.000-06:002007-11-30T22:26:00.000-06:00randal g, I have a yellow belt. Does that transla...randal g, I have a yellow belt. Does that translate to a first degree master?<BR/><BR/>beckeye, dammit, there are isolated NYC blogger enclaves that must start talking to each other. Otherwise, this planet is doomed. DOOMED I tell you! <BR/><BR/>jess, that sounds like it was worth every penny.<BR/><BR/>doc, indeed, the story you wrote was a testament to the iSplotchy. If I could somehow leave my body so I wouldn't have to suffer the gnawing of mean squirrels, I'd happily watch the fight on pay-per-view as well.<BR/><BR/>freida b, I prefer to fight monkeys and apes with the they poo they fling at me. But if I have to use my fists, I use my fists.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-81713624392909093472007-11-30T22:16:00.000-06:002007-11-30T22:16:00.000-06:00A walrus. But, pretty much iSPlotchy could bludge...A walrus. <BR/><BR/>But, pretty much iSPlotchy could bludgeon most any large mammal. The question is why he would want to. Hopefully, not to bring down an ape and a monkey. Beware!Freida Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-6188087287220676292007-11-30T21:57:00.000-06:002007-11-30T21:57:00.000-06:00Largest animal? I think you could take down a rabi...Largest animal? I think you could take down a rabid kangaroo, a gang of biker squirrels, an anorexic hippo, and a three legged rhino. Hell son, that kinda thing needs to be on Pay-Per-View.<BR/><BR/>I understand why I didn't get an assignment. The iSplotchy story was enough.<BR/><BR/>DocDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979621370660001312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-22475473484767659762007-11-30T21:24:00.000-06:002007-11-30T21:24:00.000-06:00Someday I'll blog about this, but for now a previe...Someday I'll blog about this, but for now a preview:<BR/><BR/>Once I was at my local hangout bar and the owners would not sponsor a touch football team. Drunk, I said "I'll sponsor your team, as long as you name it 'What Jess wants Jess gets'." The team said Okay. so I sponsored them.<BR/><BR/>I went to one game and got a huge thrill out of hearing their moms and wives and girlfriends yell "Go Jessies go!!!"Jess Wundrunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07627683239720941969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-57914761632888098672007-11-30T19:50:00.000-06:002007-11-30T19:50:00.000-06:00I didn't get an assignment and I didn't get invite...I didn't get an assignment and I didn't get invited to the blogger meeting. <BR/><BR/>Does anyone have the name of a good therapist?BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-78043408726360462172007-11-30T17:06:00.000-06:002007-11-30T17:06:00.000-06:00A grizzly bear. I'm assuming you are a first-degre...A grizzly bear. I'm assuming you are a first-degree master of hypnosis.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.com