tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post4138799010170671558..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: Here's Some Colorful Phrases You May Find UsefulSplotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-34973485454991703592007-07-26T00:00:00.000-05:002007-07-26T00:00:00.000-05:00chris, is hobo the funniest word in the English la...chris, is hobo the funniest word in the English language? I think it's damn well likely.<BR/><BR/>j.d., I haven't even begun to fathom the full implications of kissing a fake hobo. Will I ever get the chance to live the reality of this phrase? Only time will tell.<BR/><BR/>dr mvm, thank ye kindly. If I could wish one of them into popular usage, it would probably be #8. I just like it. I think it would be best drawled with a thick Southern accent.<BR/><BR/>dale, you haveta promise to report on any actual usage of the "runaway vagina" metaphor. I'm interested if you are able to pull it off.<BR/><BR/>bubs, if only I could have come up with a phrase as sweet as that. It's goddamn poetry, and I mean that sincerely.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-29331017218785528512007-07-25T22:30:00.000-05:002007-07-25T22:30:00.000-05:00Like a monkey fucking a football...Like a monkey fucking a football...Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-49472316758475826682007-07-25T19:12:00.000-05:002007-07-25T19:12:00.000-05:00I liked the hobo one a lot too but don't want it t...I liked the hobo one a lot too but don't want it to wear out so I'll go with working the runaway vagina into conversation.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-8097982337073955642007-07-25T15:32:00.000-05:002007-07-25T15:32:00.000-05:00So many to chose from and every dang one funny as ...So many to chose from and every dang one funny as hell.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-54502088967323215712007-07-25T13:38:00.000-05:002007-07-25T13:38:00.000-05:00But wait -- why would you kiss a hobo in the first...But wait -- why would you kiss a hobo in the first place? And then to find out he's fake? Oi. It's <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0515254/" REL="nofollow">Thomas Jane</A> all over again! AAHHHH!!!!!J.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17126912928153855523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-49777626147801174562007-07-25T13:13:00.000-05:002007-07-25T13:13:00.000-05:00Those are brilliant! The fake hobo one is my fave...Those are brilliant! The fake hobo one is my fave.Some Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.com