tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post5947436903299918797..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: Internet Challenge #17Splotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-30124036145402978092009-04-09T12:32:00.000-05:002009-04-09T12:32:00.000-05:00"Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley C..."Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley Crüe, who I don't even like, but not how to do calculus?"<BR/><BR/><BR/>--You're a victim of the popular culture war on academiaJenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-2813620562384605892009-04-09T12:31:00.000-05:002009-04-09T12:31:00.000-05:00"What's the secret to the universe?"--Duct tape. "..."What's the secret to the universe?"<BR/><BR/>--Duct tape. <BR/><BR/>"Is It?"<BR/><BR/>--Grapefruit. <BR/><BR/>"Have you ever been drafted?"<BR/><BR/>--No, but my friends have. I just went to Canada.<BR/><BR/>"Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?"<BR/><BR/>--It's not my turn to keep track of them. <BR/><BR/>"Is there anyone who is a bigger jerk than Gene Simmons?"<BR/><BR/>--Yes: John MayerJenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-71934976202135795312009-04-09T11:22:00.000-05:002009-04-09T11:22:00.000-05:00"Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley C..."Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley Crüe, who I don't even like, but not how to do calculus?"<BR/><BR/>Dude, because calculus doesn't <I>rock</I>Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-68227791323670119162009-04-09T11:21:00.000-05:002009-04-09T11:21:00.000-05:00"Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley C...<B>"Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley Crüe, who I don't even like, but not how to do calculus?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>Because one day, your useless knowledge will win you millions of dollars on some shitty game show.</EM>jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-22800462021312840282009-04-09T11:08:00.000-05:002009-04-09T11:08:00.000-05:00"Why can I remember the bassist's name in..."Why can I remember the bassist's name in Mötley Crüe, who I don't even like, but not how to do calculus?"<BR/> > Because your memory always prioritizes the important things.Chef Cthulhuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210754577326849812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-71392582658064448972009-04-09T10:13:00.000-05:002009-04-09T10:13:00.000-05:00"What is the secret to the universe?" &..."What is the secret to the universe?"<BR/> > Ball bearings. It's all ball bearings these days.<BR/><BR/>"Is it?"<BR/> > That that is, is. That that is not, is not.<BR/><BR/>"Have you ever been drafted?"<BR/> > No. 19 years (and counting) in the Armed Forces has made me too old, fat and stupid for the draft.<BR/><BR/>"Whatever happened to all this seasons' losers of the year?"<BR/> > They're trying to adopp Malawian kids.<BR/><BR/>"Is there anyone who is a bigger jerk than Gene Simmons?"<BR/> > No, but enablers (like Donald Trump) who put him on TV are technically equal in jerkitude.Chef Cthulhuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210754577326849812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-76892761686698252102009-04-09T09:45:00.000-05:002009-04-09T09:45:00.000-05:00"What is the secret to the universe?"Keep blogging...<B>"What is the secret to the universe?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>Keep blogging & you are sure to find out.</EM><BR/><BR/><B>"Is it?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>On good days it certainly is; on bad days never.</EM><BR/><BR/><B>"Have you ever been drafted?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>No, my cleavage would throw my aim off in battle."</EM><BR/><BR/><B>"Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>I think they'll try running again in 4 more years.</EM><BR/><BR/><B>"Is there anyone who is a bigger jerk than Gene Simmons?"</B><BR/><BR/><EM>Technically no, yet the peeps that watch his TV show might come close.</EM>jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-88038605724625866992009-04-09T08:29:00.000-05:002009-04-09T08:29:00.000-05:00"What is the secret to the universe?"--What is the..."What is the secret to the universe?"<BR/><BR/>--What is the sound of a dwarf cursing the tide?<BR/><BR/>"Is it?"<BR/><BR/>--Most assuredly, it is. And it is <I>not</I>.<BR/><BR/>"Have you ever been drafted?"<BR/><BR/>--No, I volunteered, but I never amounted to much.<BR/><BR/>"Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?"<BR/><BR/>--They are listening to your Kiss albums, getting questionable stains on the sofa, and probably smoking your best weed.<BR/><BR/>"Is there anyone who is a bigger jerk than Gene Simmons?"<BR/><BR/>--In a word, no.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.com