tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post8344637042716594470..comments2023-06-09T08:06:49.459-05:00Comments on I, Splotchy: iSplotchy Firmware Upgrade Gives More Functionality To ConsumersSplotchyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-13179969544529590892007-10-11T00:03:00.000-05:002007-10-11T00:03:00.000-05:00franiam, thanks for plugging the product (just be ...franiam, thanks for plugging the product (just be careful where you plug it)!Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-15514280072112583162007-10-09T20:51:00.000-05:002007-10-09T20:51:00.000-05:00Over at Just Wondering, I posited that the new iSp...Over at Just Wondering, I posited that the new iSplotchy might have some <A HREF="http://jesswundrun.blogspot.com/2007/10/creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppyyyyy-thompson.html" REL="nofollow">usefulness </A> as a birth control device.<BR/><BR/>Just sayin'!Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-13825296164122185472007-10-09T13:50:00.000-05:002007-10-09T13:50:00.000-05:00d, the iSplotchy is an unstoppable happiness machi...d, the iSplotchy is an unstoppable happiness machine.<BR/><BR/>bubs, I advise you take up your question with the Mayor's Office. On advice of counsel, I am unable to say anything further.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-35862206920603257812007-10-09T10:09:00.000-05:002007-10-09T10:09:00.000-05:00What is your response to reports that the iSplotch...What is your response to reports that the iSplotchy stations promised by Chicago Marathon organizers every 5 miles were nowhere to be seen?Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-72188054028319432122007-10-09T09:18:00.000-05:002007-10-09T09:18:00.000-05:00Is there NOTHING the iSplotchy can't do? Can't wai...Is there NOTHING the iSplotchy can't do? Can't wait to eat those eggs with a little picante sauce.dguzmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-70821115472959648142007-10-09T09:15:00.000-05:002007-10-09T09:15:00.000-05:00thanks for your support, manx!I look forward to a ...thanks for your support, manx!<BR/><BR/>I look forward to a future release of your iSplotchy musical noodlings.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-72272316454966787582007-10-09T09:01:00.000-05:002007-10-09T09:01:00.000-05:00I hate elections. It's usually a choice between a ...I hate elections. It's usually a choice between a giant douche or a turd sandwich.<BR/><BR/>Oh well, P Diddy did say "Vote or Die" and I do like living so....<BR/><BR/>I'm voting iSplotchy in 08!! <BR/><BR/>By the way, thanks for the iSplotchy Musical Instrument Transmogrification upgrade you sold me last week. Best $499.00 download I ever spent. <BR/><BR/>Even if it didn't transform into a digeriedo on command, it would still have my vote!Manxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13736132929293294589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-37579901807221029012007-10-09T08:55:00.000-05:002007-10-09T08:55:00.000-05:00kristi, versioning the iSplotchy in such a manner ...kristi, versioning the iSplotchy in such a manner gives people the false impression that there are flaws which need to be corrected. We're sticking to integers for our releases.<BR/><BR/>freida b, yeah I saw the tag, I'll prolly get to the meme some time day or tomorrow. And what makes you think #3 had anything to do with sex? What a dirty mind you have.<BR/><BR/>dr mvm, I know it's embarrassing to have your treachery and penis enlargement monkeyshines exposed, but there's no need to get personal about it. Keep in mind that Jobs tactfully omitted the attempted testicle waxing.<BR/><BR/>dc, it's actually built on top of the <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NeXT" REL="nofollow">NeXT</A> computer architecture.<BR/><BR/>franiam, I hope the iSplotchy can count on your dreamy vote!<BR/><BR/>ten s, the iSplotchy is self-sustaining, intuitive and smarter than people. No support model is necessary. <B>iSplotchy is Genius ™</B>Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-53737188830656398792007-10-09T07:57:00.000-05:002007-10-09T07:57:00.000-05:00What kind of support plan is available for the iSp...What kind of support plan is available for the iSplotchy? Will I have to wait in line for an indeterminate amount of time only to be berated by an iSplotchy Genius if I need help? Please advise.Tenacious Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15133857720793708520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-69092997703815261012007-10-09T07:36:00.000-05:002007-10-09T07:36:00.000-05:00mmmm... romance. glad i was an "early adopter" of ...mmmm... romance. glad i was an "early adopter" of this great iSplotchy technology.<BR/><BR/>Dreamy.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-28629970928714041652007-10-09T03:40:00.000-05:002007-10-09T03:40:00.000-05:00rumor has it the ISplotchy is really the "Lisa" --...rumor has it the ISplotchy is really the "Lisa" -- just refurbished<BR/><BR/>please tell me that is just a rumor --- i am planning to get an iSplotchy for Xmas/Kwanzaa/HannukahDistributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-61313755585861605262007-10-09T02:26:00.000-05:002007-10-09T02:26:00.000-05:00I'll get you Steve Jobs, just you wait.I'll get you Steve Jobs, just you wait.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-30209998923525215242007-10-09T01:46:00.000-05:002007-10-09T01:46:00.000-05:00I can't wait to have sex with my new iSplotchy as ...I can't wait to have sex with my new iSplotchy as per it's new #3 capabilities.<BR/><BR/>By the way, I tagged you in a meme yesterday and then didn't tell you (until now.)Freida Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1297297758242179856.post-27338131795296256202007-10-09T00:28:00.000-05:002007-10-09T00:28:00.000-05:00Can I wait for iSplotchy, ver 2.1.4?Can I wait for iSplotchy, ver 2.1.4?GETkristiLOVEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03873004576844292852noreply@blogger.com