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This reminds me of my ex.He really liked KFC.(What were YOU thinking?)(Why am I no longer able to view your twitterings? I hate you. That was my constant entertainment.)
Those words coming out of his mouth make me well aware of the throw up in my mouth...
I wonder who would win in a fight, the Colonel or Orvell Reddenbacher...hmmm.
In their younger years, the Colonel, without a doubt. But I think in their advanced years, cleaner living would have given the advantage to Mr. Reddenbacher.And I really don't want to associate the Colonel with the phrase "crotch licking". At all.
Wow, Colonel, who knew you were so... liberated? But please--liberate somewhere else. That's just eewwww.
Crabby enough, but highly unlikely.Still, made me laugh.
i thought it was dont ask, dont tell, dont eat chicken
It gives new meaning to, "Would you like it spicy or mild?"
This will be an excellent series, I can tell. Except, you've started out with the bar set pretty high (or, uh, low)!
Falwless, I have opened up my Twitterings to the unwashed masses again. Just try taking a bath now and then, okay?Fran, rinse that throw-up taste out with delicious mashed potatoes and gravy!bradda, that is a question for the ages.bubs, should I have had Orville say the crotch-lickin' line instead?d, it's perfectly natural!CK, anything is possible.dc, the Colonel can do what the Colonel wants.freida b, or "not at all".BSUWG, sadly, it already is a series (albeit one I stopped doing months ago).
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This reminds me of my ex.
He really liked KFC.
(What were YOU thinking?)
(Why am I no longer able to view your twitterings? I hate you. That was my constant entertainment.)
Those words coming out of his mouth make me well aware of the throw up in my mouth...
I wonder who would win in a fight, the Colonel or Orvell Reddenbacher...hmmm.
In their younger years, the Colonel, without a doubt. But I think in their advanced years, cleaner living would have given the advantage to Mr. Reddenbacher.
And I really don't want to associate the Colonel with the phrase "crotch licking". At all.
Wow, Colonel, who knew you were so... liberated? But please--liberate somewhere else. That's just eewwww.
Crabby enough, but highly unlikely.
Still, made me laugh.
i thought it was dont ask, dont tell, dont eat chicken
It gives new meaning to, "Would you like it spicy or mild?"
This will be an excellent series, I can tell. Except, you've started out with the bar set pretty high (or, uh, low)!
Falwless, I have opened up my Twitterings to the unwashed masses again. Just try taking a bath now and then, okay?
Fran, rinse that throw-up taste out with delicious mashed potatoes and gravy!
bradda, that is a question for the ages.
bubs, should I have had Orville say the crotch-lickin' line instead?
d, it's perfectly natural!
CK, anything is possible.
dc, the Colonel can do what the Colonel wants.
freida b, or "not at all".
BSUWG, sadly, it already is a series (albeit one I stopped doing months ago).
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