Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The Beast Of Berwyn: A Choose Your Own Blogging-Oriented Adventure

Hi, with this post (and without much prior thought), I so start a choose your own adventure story, The Beast Of Berwyn.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the characters herein and real persons living or otherwise is mostly coincidental.

So begins,


THE BEAST OF BERWYN


You, celebrated blogger Arny Crankowicz, sit in your well-furnished library, composing a post describing the efficacy of squirrel saliva in combatting paralysis in your celebrated blog, "No Blarney Arny".

Suddenly, a woman's shriek pierces the night, followed by three gunshots.


Do you...


1) Investigate the noises outside

2) Call the police

3) Finish your squirrel post

5 comments:

Bubs said...

#1--investigate!

lulu said...

bubs must be a cop or something, not a real blogger, obviously the thing to do is finish the squirrel spit post.

Coaster Punchman said...

3 - finish the post - how could you even consider another option?

Zed said...

#3 Finish the squirrel spit post, of course. So does a squirrel's saliva really combat paralysis?

Splotchy said...

All 3 links in this post are now clickable! Let the story continue! Bwahahaha!

zed, you're going to have to let the story play out to see.