Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The Beast Of Berwyn: A Choose Your Own Blogging-Oriented Adventure

Hi, with this post (and without much prior thought), I so start a choose your own adventure story, The Beast Of Berwyn.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the characters herein and real persons living or otherwise is mostly coincidental.

So begins,


You, celebrated blogger Arny Crankowicz, sit in your well-furnished library, composing a post describing the efficacy of squirrel saliva in combatting paralysis in your celebrated blog, "No Blarney Arny".

Suddenly, a woman's shriek pierces the night, followed by three gunshots.

Do you...

1) Investigate the noises outside

2) Call the police

3) Finish your squirrel post


Bubs said...


lulu said...

bubs must be a cop or something, not a real blogger, obviously the thing to do is finish the squirrel spit post.

Coaster Punchman said...

3 - finish the post - how could you even consider another option?

Zed said...

#3 Finish the squirrel spit post, of course. So does a squirrel's saliva really combat paralysis?

Splotchy said...

All 3 links in this post are now clickable! Let the story continue! Bwahahaha!

zed, you're going to have to let the story play out to see.