Hi, with this post (and without much prior thought), I so start a choose your own adventure story, The Beast Of Berwyn.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the characters herein and real persons living or otherwise is mostly coincidental.
THE BEAST OF BERWYN
You, celebrated blogger Arny Crankowicz, sit in your well-furnished library, composing a post describing the efficacy of squirrel saliva in combatting paralysis in your celebrated blog, "No Blarney Arny".
Suddenly, a woman's shriek pierces the night, followed by three gunshots.
1) Investigate the noises outside
2) Call the police
3) Finish your squirrel post