Hi, with this post (and without much prior thought), I so start a choose your own adventure story, The Beast Of Berwyn.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the characters herein and real persons living or otherwise is mostly coincidental.
So begins,
THE BEAST OF BERWYN
You, celebrated blogger Arny Crankowicz, sit in your well-furnished library, composing a post describing the efficacy of squirrel saliva in combatting paralysis in your celebrated blog, "No Blarney Arny".
Suddenly, a woman's shriek pierces the night, followed by three gunshots.
Do you...
1) Investigate the noises outside
2) Call the police
3) Finish your squirrel post
5 comments:
#1--investigate!
bubs must be a cop or something, not a real blogger, obviously the thing to do is finish the squirrel spit post.
3 - finish the post - how could you even consider another option?
#3 Finish the squirrel spit post, of course. So does a squirrel's saliva really combat paralysis?
All 3 links in this post are now clickable! Let the story continue! Bwahahaha!
zed, you're going to have to let the story play out to see.
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