Friday, April 27, 2007

Meme Manners - Don'ts

Hi,

If you wish to start a meme, you really need to follow the Meme Guide to Manners (tm).

Rule #1: Don't include questions that people might be unwilling to answer.

Sample "Don't" questions
1. What's the strangest smell you have ever farted?
2. What's your most embarrassing public moment -- be specific.
3. Most disgusting habit?
4. Have you ever fled the scene of a crime?
5. What, exactly, IS your f*cking problem?

4 comments:

MostHorrible said...

In answer to your sample "Don't" questions:

1. What's the strangest smell you have ever farted?

--Blueberry pie and burning hair.

2. What's your most embarrassing public moment -- be specific.

--Several tie for first, but all involve falling or shitting oneself.

3. Most disgusting habit?

--I eat seldom, and when I do it's like a ravening beast. Like Cookie Monster downing cookies. You'd think that wouldn't be that gross, but seriously: People eating nearby have to stop doing so due to nausea. Sad but true.

4. Have you ever fled the scene of a crime?

--Yes. Ohhhhh yes.

5. What, exactly, IS your f*cking problem?

--I am the Most Horrible Person Ever. My parents probably had something to do with that.

Dale said...

This is actually a meme a lot of people would do. But only if mosthorrible went first.

Bubs said...

I think that's the most brilliant meme ever. Get going.

Splotchy said...

Okay, since mosthorrible answered all the questions, I feel like I have to at least answer #1.

Microwave popcorn.