For some reason, the subject line of a spam email in my inbox caught my eye.
Make your fat friends envy you
I don't know, it just clicked for me. So's I checked the other 10-15 spam emails also in my inbox for any other choice phrases.
Surprisingly, I found several gems.
1. Do you want your dick to be wallpaper for a computer? Try [product name deleted].
I honestly don't know if I want that or not. My brain almost short-circuited when I read it.
2. [product name deleted] is a penis enlargement product that will enhance your penis in length and girth without damagining your health.
I like that word, "damagining". Didn't he play for the Yankees in the 1940's?
3. [product deleted] - an extremely striking flesh loss product is made available now wherever you need it!!!
Would you believe me if I told you the product was called Shylock?
4. May 24 2007 day of the explotion.
Already 200 millions of people has read this message !!!
Didn't the season finale for Heroes already air on the 21st?