Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The Beast Of Berwyn, Page 11

the continuing saga of ...
THE BEAST OF BERWYN

You dash to the kitchen and dial the local law enforcement.

"I'd like to report a shooting," you say.

"Yes, we know," says the voice on the other line. "Officer is en route. [CLICK]"

More screams and gunfire erupt outside. The sound of glass breaking somewhere in the house. Red and blue flashing lights suddenly flood your kitchen.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

A few quiet moments pass.

There is a loud knocking at your front door. You cautiously make your way there and look out the peephole.

A sinister-looking clown in a patrolman's uniform stands at your door, seemingly looking through the peephole straight into your eyes.

"Officer Bubs," the clown announces. "Somebody call the poh-leeeeeece?"

Do you...

1) Open the door
2) Call the police again
3) Hide in the basement

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