Thursday, March 19, 2009

ASK A BLOG POST

Leave your questions in the comments.


Beckeye:
Hey, blog post. What's up?

Not much. After being published I am just sitting here, waiting to field questions. Thanks for starting me out.


Randal G:
Are you by any chance related to lamp post?

I get that sometimes. As far as I have been able to trace my genealogy, there is no relation.


The Imaginary Reviewer:
Which company offers the best long-distance calls service?

Being a blog post, I have not had the occasion to make anything but local calls. I look forward to a post of yours dedicated to comparing the likes of WatsonComeHere ™ and Strudel Cell ©.


Jess Wundrun:
Where am I?

You are taking a staycation at the friendly confines of I, Splotchy.


Chef Cthulhu:
Why is it so hard to flush a grapefruit down the shitter?

I'd say the problem isn't your grapefuit, it's your shitter. Time to upgrade.




Bob:
Blog post -- if none of us read you, would you still be here?

Splotchy promises to not let me wink out of existence, as long as I am a good little Blog Post.


Flannery Alden:
What do you and the other posts like to talk about when Splotchy logs out?

Mostly smack talk and recipe-swapping.


Comrade Kevin:
If you were a primary color, would you declare war on all the other primary colors?

No, but the tertiary colors would be wise to duck and cover.


Puddy:
Boxers of briefs?

Boxers AND Briefs -- BEHOLD!


Barbara
Who would win in a mud wrestling fight, Twitter or Facebook?

Twitter.

10 comments:

BeckEye said...

Hey, blog post. What's up?

Randal Graves said...

Are you by any chance related to lamp post?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Which company offers the best long-distance calls service?

Jess Wundrun said...

Where am I?

Chef Cthulhu said...

Why is it so hard to flush a grapefruit down the shitter?

Bob said...

Blog post -- if none of us read you, would you still be here?

Flannery Alden said...

What do you and the other posts like to talk about when Splotchy logs out?

Comrade Kevin said...

If you were a primary color, would you declare war on all the other primary colors?

puddy said...

Boxers of briefs?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Who would win in a mud wrestling fight, Twitter or Facebook?