Monday, March 9, 2009

Motherfuckin' Mattress Giant

In times of great stress, I sometimes turn to profanity.

A while ago, I made the jingle to Mattress Giant better by adding some colorful language:



Look for my modifications in brackets. You'll just have to imagine me swearing, as the original jingle has not been altered in the above clip.

When you're looking for that ooh-ahh feel,
[Motherfuckin'] Mattress Giant
When you want that ooh-ahh deal,
We've got the best price
For that ooh-ahh bed [Motherfuckers],
It's only at Mattress Giant
Ooh-ahh [motherfucker]
Ooh-ahh [motherfucker]
Only at Mattress Giant, Ooh-ahh
Only at Mattress Giant, Ooh-ahh

3 comments:

Bubs said...

I'm offended.

You better get this swearing problem of yours under control, mister.

dguzman said...

let's make it better:

Only at Mattress Giant (fuck you!)
Only at Mattress Giant (aannnnd you!)

Bubs said...

You've been tagged