Friday, March 20, 2009

The Impossible Truth Behind Snake Plissken's Eyepatch



Ladies and Gentlemen! Children and Literate Animals!

Today, I draw your attention to a disease not often discussed - COMPULSIVE WINKING SYNDROME (CWS).

CWS afflicts tens of Americans every year. It is a silent killer, or at the very least, a silent annoyance.

Did you know that CWS caused the tragic suicide of Superman George Reeves?

Look it up!



How many times has CWS resulted in a dangerous misunderstanding?

Ask former President George W. Bush!






But now there is help.

Man's man Snake Plissken suffered just as the tens of you out there have suffered, until his years of sneering, tough comic book dialogue and intense studies resulted in the invention of the Snake Plissken Wink Concealer ™!



The Snake Plissken Wink Concealer ™!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!




P.S. Thanks to Piper for this delightful meme, and to SamuraiFrog for tagging me.

6 comments:

SamuraiFrog said...

Brilliant!

Darius Whiteplume said...

Very nice.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Will someone please send of these to Sarah Palin?

Chef Cthulhu said...

Is that how you spell Plissken? Really?

Bubs said...

Cool! I have to do mine later this weekend. I'm at a bit of a loss right now.

Russ said...

looks to be valuable medical device that can bring relief to many afflicted with this hideous and annoying mallady. To bad it wasn't invented in time to help Winston Conrad Martindale, probobly whe most famous winker of all time.