Monday, March 30, 2009

Internet Challenge #10

Find me the metalest band in the universe.

Please feel free to show your work.


Jin gives us GWAR for 2 IC points:

Beckeye gives us Morbid Anal Frog for 1 scary IC point:

Domboy gives us Judas Priest! As Rob Halford says in the clip, "Breaking the what?!" Did all their concerts involve pop quizzes?

Randal Graves says Manowar. Hey, they will DIE FOR METAL.


So, it looks like

+2 IC Points for Jin
+1 point for Beckeye, Domboy, Randal G and p0nk.


jin said...

GWAR = Metal Sound AND Metal Head Gear!

Ricky Shambles said...

Having been to a GWAR show, 100 feet from the stage, and leaving with fake blood shot from a giant phallus on my jeans after over two hours of grinding metal, grinding guitars, and grinding vocals, I rockingly agree with jin.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I was going to say Napalm Death, but GWAR is also pretty metal.

BeckEye said...

I Googled "most metal band ever" and this band was the first link to pop up - Morbid Anal Fog. I laughed for about 5 minutes over the name because I'm easy like that. Here's their video for "Nokturnal Bacon Throne" (again, 5 minutes of laughter over the title alone), which looks like a student film made by some dorks who get their asses kicked on a daily basis. And the nokturnal bacon throne is more like a daytime bacon kitchen chair.

domboy said...

I’ll go for Judas Priest. The addition of homosexuality to hard rock is pretty much as riotous metal as you can find. Besides, the original cover of “Rocka Rolla” is seriously awesome.

Randal Graves said...

Everyone knows that The Most Metal Band On The Planet is Manowar, and if you disagree, they'll hit you in the face with their Ted Nugent Brand loincloths.

Please don't ever post a picture of that horrible band on your blog for the FCC will have you arrested.

p0nk said...

today's metal is not my scene and yet i've been encouraged to give various bands a try - Children of Bodom, Chastain, xrist i can't listen to more than a couple minutes of that stuff. Now I know what my parents went through when I was listening to Jimi Hendrix yelling "F.H.I.T.A." for 30 minutes... but just like today's metal, I digress...
Death Metal, Speed Metal, Brutal Metal (which is apparently a shade tamer than Death Metal), ...
Metallica... there you have it, how can you get more Metal than Metallica?