Friday, October 5, 2007

Hypothetical Quotes By People of Distinction



Luciano Pavarotti: "Mustache rides, 100 lire!"

11 comments:

Mob said...

Ew. That's a wonderful image to have put in my head, first thing in the morning.

Dr. Zaius said...

That's a lie. There is no way that he would charge that much!Pavarotti was all about equal oppurtunity mustache rides.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Too soon!
(he could also offer eyebrow rides)

Liva said...

What is a mustache ride??
Didn't get it.
But I love Pavarotti, RIP.

timdrussell said...

That made me think of those donkey rides on the beach on Monty Python. You know, where the guys are carrying a taxidermically stuffed donkey.

Grant Miller said...

Abodanza!

jin said...

Ohhh... yucky yuck yuck yuck!
How could you?!

Bubs said...

Damn it, Barbara beat me to the eyebrow rides joke.

Never mind.

Liva said...

Please, could you tell me what did he mean by mustache ride??

Splotchy said...

liva, I am kind of afraid of saying it for fear of offending you.

But since you asked again, here is a link to the definition.

Freida Bee said...

My daughter bought a t-shirt recently that, I admit, without the meaning would have been cool that said, "Mustache Rides One Dollar." I had to tell her what it meant and that she couldn't wear it to school, but she wears it around the house and it cracks me up.