Saturday, October 13, 2007

You Call That A Flag? That's Not A Flag

I see that Sleestak, the part-time patriot over at Lady, That's My Skull, is making a feeble attempt at showing his support for the red, white and blue.

Are we supposed to believe a puny pin worn on the lapel conveys support for this great nation of ours?

When the iSplotchy makes a patriotic statement, it's with a capital 'P' and an italicized, bolded capital 'S'.

Behold!



Vote iSplotchy for President in 2008 -- the only candidate with an enormous flag sticking out of its pipe.

7 comments:

FranIAm said...

Clearly this is what both Obama and McCain have been waiting for.

And me too... although I almost never have a lapel. I will wear the freakin' thing around my neck on chain.

My iSplotchy- love it or leave it!

Sleestak said...

Photoshop does not a BIG HUGE flag make. Mine is 100% natural.

Distributorcap said...

Vote iSplotchy for President in 2008 -- the only candidate with an enormous flag sticking out of its pipe.

hmmmm that can be taken in several ways.....

Splotchy said...

franiam, I can tell you are a super-patriot!

sleestak, the first rule about fight club is that you don't talk about fight club.

dc, but some ways are better than others.

dguzman said...

Well, you stick that flag in your pipe and fly it, buddy. Loud and proud.

i-Splotchy rules!

Manx said...

I think you should go with Giuliani's suggestion and spray paint "9/11" in red across the iSplotchy. "Preferably the messy kind of spray paint like they used on that "V" television series back in the 80s" were his exact words I think.

Added with the flag, I think the booster shot of patriotism would put it in the bag. Beware contenders! The iSplotchy loves freedom more than you!

Splotchy said...

d, thanks for your support!

manx, I think it would be even better if I could make a Giuliani stencil and have his head spray-painted on the iSplotchy.

Or perhaps I should make an iSplotchy stencil for Giuliani...