Friday, October 26, 2007

iSplotchy For Sale

Note: This post has been guest-written by Steve Jobs.

Hi all!

Steve Jobs here!

I have been privy to a truly amazing and awe-inspiring development, which I am delighted to share with you, the iSplotchy-adoring public.

The prototype for the iSplotchy, the objet d'art which laid the groundwork for the most wonderful technological innovation hitherto unseen by the unwashed masses, is available for purchase!

How appropriate that it was the Internet where the iSplotchy first made its large, thundering splash, and it is again the Internet where normal people (like you!) have a chance to claw for a piece of history.

Please be aware that this is an item without the features of the iSplotchy you may be familiar with. To the casual observer, it may appear as nothing more than a piece of concrete with a pipe in it.

Yes, to the casual observer -- but not you! You are cultured and have traveled the world. I need not sell you on the merits of owning this unique and powerful treasure.

Bah! Enough talking! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the iSplotchy prototype!

5 comments:

Cowboy the Cat said...

Steve Jobs is a JEDI! Proof at last. Ahh, I wish I had more disposable income...

Dr.evil said...

Monkerstein broke his Isplotchy a while back.

Distributorcap said...

there are fakes on ebay be careful

Bubs said...

I'm going to win this iSplotchy, damn you all.

dguzman said...

shit, if only I hadn't been banned from eBay....