Please join me in revisiting the highlights of the Spectacular.
We at I, Splotchy make a clarification that Mr. Blaine need not spend the entirety of the Spectacular underwater, and apologize for the miscommunication.
Noting that Mr. Blaine has been joined by his good friend, famed mentalist Uri Geller, we at I, Splotchy point out this as a violation of the spirit (if not the letter) of our contract regarding the Spectacular. Mr. Blaine consents to be encased in ice as a consequence of his actions.
A short twelve hours later, we deem that Mr. Blaine has paid the price for his transgression. Mr. Blaine emerges from his icy prison.
Relieved and happy, an exhausted David Blaine sobs as the Blog Spectacular comes to a close.
We at I, Splotchy would like to take a moment to thank the engineers, healthcare professionals and little people that made this event a success, but above all, we would like to thank David Blaine.
4 comments:
Man, he looks like the ass end of a badger.
Man those were some good times. Thanks for all the great memories Mr. Blaine and Mr. Splotchy.
Love the photo-retrospective. How spectacular.
That was certainly some magic that magician magically performed. I thought for sure he'd wuss out in the final hours and need to be rushed to the hosptial early. In fact, I laid money on it. You owe me forty bucks, damn you!
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