Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hypothetical Quotes By People of Distinction

Karl Marx: "I don’t care to belong to any social class that will have me as a member."


timdrussell said...

I didn't get it until the second glance! Good one.

Imagine there's no capitalism.
-Vladimir Lenin

(But that's a homophone.)

McGone said...

Immediately after, Harpo Stalin pulled a horn from his overcoat.

Executive Sous Chef R. Alan said...

Did he really not say that?

Comrade Kevin said...

"The capitalists will dig their own graves."

Eugene Debs.

Distributorcap said...

groucho was such a commie!