Thursday, March 20, 2008

An Etiquette Question For You

Have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean, the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood...

What does one do in such a situation?

16 comments:

Evil Genius said...

Oh, so well played my friend. Kudos.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

ha!

seriously, how good is th' friend??

FranIAm said...

I go to the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn and see what they have on the buffet.

Well that and Pepto-bismal.

Signed, Master Gee (hmmm I see status ideas before my eyes...)

Comrade Kevin said...

In the end, your one true friend
has to come to your own defense

Who is your one
true friend?

Freida Bee said...

Fran I think Ka-O-Pec-Tate is the remedy.

jin said...

This is why I always bring food with me when I'm invited somewhere... so I have something fabulous to eat! Then everyone is all like, "Ohhhhh jin! You are sooo sweet! You brought us pastries! How generous of you!"

No one ever suspects I'm really being a rude picky bitch.

SamuraiFrog said...

I think you'll find the question of manners was answered in the classic Sugarhill Gang hit, "Rapper's Delight." The best rap ever about Keopectate and super sperm.

Grant Miller said...

I stop being friends with them.

Comrade Kevin said...

How about a human being?

You have free will, so you can choose your friends as you wish.

Because all time will tell

is that everything is a lie.

I lost the fight
but won the war.

Comrade Kevin said...

and no one really knows what it is we're fighting for.

Dale said...

Throw up on the table and then order in.

SamuraiFrog said...

You try to play it off like you think you can by sayin' that you're full, obviously.

Nicely done.

Dr. Zaius said...

Feign a sudden illness. Then you don't hurt their feelings.

Distributorcap said...

secretly give it to the dog

fairlane said...

Pound your fists on the table, and scream, "This is a Travesty!!!"

When they ask, "What are you talking about?"

You say, "Here we are, a bunch of fat, overfed Americans enjoying this fine meal while thousands, if not more, of our fellow countrymen, and women are going hungry. I simply cannot eat another bite out of good conscience. I hope you will respect my decision."

Gifted Typist said...

After that post, I'd be eternally afraid of asking you over for dinner.