Remember When...
- The Blues Brothers were on a "Mission from God"
- "ET Phone home" made you cry
- You were shocked that Vader was Luke's Father
Starting April 2nd, we will be raising our ticket price to $3.50, to help in the continued renovation of our theatres.
What the hell am I going to call myself now?!!! The Three Fifty Swifty?
16 comments:
The cheap theater out by us closed. So, hopefully the increase will keep your old one open!
But how much is popcorn?
"The Nitty Gritty for Three-Fitty?"
(Intentionally mispelled. Proper spelling comes at $5 or higher)
I only like eco-butter.
$3.50!? What, do they think you're made of money?
Thrifty 3.50?
Two buck schmuck has such a nice ring.
And if you're really stuck, you can always try using Rhymezone
The Two Buck Inflation Schmuck. You can keep the original rhyme of quality while making a subversive political statement.
That is so wrong at so many levels...
I may not even be able to visit this blog again as a result.
(no such luck, schmuck. i mean swifty.)
Shifty 3.50?
The $3.50 Nifty
(Well, I think you're nifty, anyway...)
Regards,
Tengrain
I suggest "El Cheapo."
Let's see. What can you call your three dollar and fifty cent stint?
Three Hundred and Fifty Penny Lenny?
Just call it
"The feature formerly known as Two Buck Schmuck"
And you have been tagged, sir.
DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM TO HELL! for ruining a perfectly good blog feature!
Oh, the humanity!
I vote for Three Fitty-Cent. And then you can shoot people when you don't like the movie.
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