Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Small Positive Effect Of This Awful Cold

I can pass off a little tidbit of wisdom to you as a result of my ongoing cold.

Not only is it possible to cough and fart simultaneously, it's quite delightful.

11 comments:

Distributorcap said...

well gerald ford couldnt walk and chew gum... so you have a lot up on a republican presidents

McGone said...

Delightful for you perhaps, but was Ms. Splotchy in the room?

PJ said...

A man who can multi-task? Double-yuck.

Artful Dodger said...

I laughed so hard I snorted. But isn't it a wonderful power?

Executive Sous Chef R. Alan said...

Aren't those the same actions that earned Paul Reiser the title of The Scrambler? Are you the elusive 3rd dad?

Bubs said...

The greatest benefit of the cold I have is that I can make my voice go REALLY deep--it's the closest I've ever been to being able to imitate Barry White, and it makes it really fun to sing gospel songs too.

Splotchy said...

dc, dammit, and I'm eligible to run for office. I'd curse my apathy if I wasn't so complacently lazy.

McGone, I don't remember. I'll ask her. She loves it when I ask her questions like that.

PJ, thank you for recognizing my very marketable job skills.

ad, yes, but with great power comes great responsibility.

r. alan, that confusion often arises. In fact I was Dave Coulier's stunt double on Full House.

bubs, would you be willing to record an answering machine message for us?!

Dr. Zaius said...

Your candle does indeed appear to burn at both ends. You have been tagged. (My sincerest apologies.)

dguzman said...

It's like relief on both ends. Sneezing and farting is also pleasurable. The power is unreal!

Grant Miller said...

I combining chores like that, though.

Freida Bee said...

I will not be satisfied until the sound of this is digitally available on your new sound site.