Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Unconnected Tuesdays

Lipstick

A prawn

5 comments:

Fran said...

Putting lipstick on the pig is one thing, but on the bloody prawn?

I worry Splotchy, I really do.

Freida Bee said...

I beg to differ on their disconnectedness.

Distributorcap said...

when Laura and George were first going out:

When you left me all alone at the Baghdad hop
Told me you were goin' out for a snowy pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw

Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you
Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar i'll run my car into you
Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, yeah

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red (and small), mine was baby pink
Who walked in but Condi Sue, lipstick all a mess
Were you smoochin' your other wife, if the answer's yes

Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you
Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar i'll run my car into you
Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, boy


Connie Francis takes a bow

Fran said...

That DCap... wow.

Splotchy said...

franiam, as should we all.

freida b, I want evidence.

dc, I don't know what it is, but I like it a lot.

franiam, indeed.