Couplet #30

Is this the end? It came too soon
I never got to use the moon

Couplet #29

They were last to arrive at the Homecoming Dance
In glittery shirts and spectacular pants

Couplet #28

The blogger tired of writing stuff
People cared, but not enough

Couplet #27

Some favor the heart, others the brain
Some like riding on the choo-choo train

Couplet #26

The break room had an inspirational poster
A slow-leaking faucet and a brand new toaster

Couplet #25

Water! Water! Elixir of life!
66.7% of my wife!

Couplet #24

Old Man Rock is such a bore
Selling junk at the gravel store

Couplet #23

We stand around getting farmer's tans
Drinking beer and shooting cans

Couplet #22

The actor queasy on the boat
Hugs his vintage navy coat

Couplet #21

The furniture store is where I'll be
Playing with the fake TV's

Couplet #20

The night is cool, the power's out
The cars drive 'round the roundabout

Couplet #19

Sweaty back, wilting hair
Greasy looks at the county fair

Couplet #18

The corner store sold prayer beads
Votives, charms and pumpkin seeds

Couplet #17

Down the alley, surprised to see
A swarm of stenciled honeybees

Couplet #16

The vascular surgeon had mastered the arts
Of fixing veins and breaking hearts

Couplet #15

He did his best to try and reach her
He was a wonderful poet but a terrible teacher

Couplet #14

High school taunts and empty boasts
Roam the halls like awkward ghosts

Couplet #13

The gardener often failed to see
The beauty of a common weed

Couplet #12

You stand there praised, celebrated
Your mutterings now vindicated

Couplet #11

Her chest tattoo said "No Regrets"
They buried her with cigarettes