Friday, September 28, 2007

We Can't Stay Mad At David

It has been twelve hours since David Blaine was encased in a block of ice for violating the spirit of David Blaine's Blog Spectacular.

We at I, Splotchy feel that Mr. Blaine (or "David", as we like to call him) has endured his ice imprisonment with both the poise and professionalism one expects from an entertainer of his stature.

David, consider your sentence served in full.

Break through the ice! Break through!

We have only a little over three days left in the Spectacular!

Let's DO this!


dguzman said...

That photo reminds me of the people from Superman 2 who were somehow encased on that mirror-thingie floating through space, only to be accidentally released by that nuke explosion in space. Then they came and wreaked havoc on poor old Earth.

What have you unleashed on us now, Splotchy?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You old softy you.

Freida Bee said...

It actually looks like you've put him in a plastic bag of some sort. I am notifying the authorities as soon as I quit reading blogs, which means you've got a couple weeks to get away.