Lance says:
If I told you I had a three-minute instructional video that will teach you how to --
1. Startle a black man (not as easily startled as popularly believed)
2. Get ejected from events
3. Tell a rambling story
4. Make people literally eat air
5. Injure your wrists
-- you would not be out of line in saying, "Well, sir, I think you take me for a fool."
Watch and learn to trust:
