Saturday, September 22, 2007

Please Help Bring Back The Three Letter Name

For those expecting a child, or contemplating becoming a parent, please consider returning the world to a simpler time.

Excellent three letter names are available RIGHT NOW, and will ensure your child is a hero of his or her generation.

Some examples:

1. Lou
2. Mel
3. Eve
3. Gus
4. Bud
5. Bea
6. Ted
7. Sue
8. Pam
9. Jed
10. Van


Allen Lulu said...

Does Zoe count?

Splotchy said...

Oh mais oui.

Dale said...

Kip is still there for the taking too.

Joe said...

Don't forget "Bub" and "Joe"

Dr. Zaius said...

Pip, Tim and Ava.

Splotchy said...

dale, you just made think of the 80's rock group Winger and its lead singer, Kip Winger, and for that, I salute you.

bubs, how could I forget?!!!

dr z, I loved their work in the 60's, before they went all disco.

Freida Bee said...

Don't forget Doc from Love Boat or Sam and his green ham. I miss them.

Splotchy said...

Whoops! My brother's gonna kill me.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I actually did give my kid a three letter name - Eva. Apparently I was ahead of my time.

Johnny Yen said...

My stepdaughter's name is "Mel," though it's an abbreviation. She insists on "Mel" lately.

Anonymous said...

my kids are named Mac and Cal. I didn't even try.

Splotchy said...

Ooh, I especially like Cal. That's a nice name.