Friday, January 23, 2009

Criminal Defense Tactic #37

Pretend you are Neo from The Matrix.


The Imaginary Reviewer said...

See last comment.

Joe said...

Heh. Good one.

Randal Graves said...

I know hair-fu.

Show me.

Dammit, all pale before the first one. Or after.

Freida Bee said...

Criminal Defense Tactic #85.34:

Pursing your lips prudely gives the impression that you are both wise enough to know about the disgusting matter at hand, and yet are innocent (or batshit crazy, which is CRT #99.99999...).

Eebie said...


Terribly ironic, "act like an actor who can't act."