Friday, June 22, 2007

A Hopefully Obvious Shopping Faux Pas

I can safely say, that without doing even the slightest bit of research, the Internet contains the following advice from at least a handful of people:

If you're shopping at Target, don't wear a red shirt.

Now, I realize that not everyone has a connection to the Internet, but surely these sage words have also been transmitted through our culture's rich and vibrant oral tradition.

Yet still, when I visit our local Super Target, which one would assume is only populated by superintelligent supershoppers, I swear that half the customers are wearing red.

To these people, I implore you:


Note: There is one exception to this rule. If you intentionally wear red so you can hover around a busy aisle, sporadically adjusting items on their shelves and looking somewhat busy, for the sole purpose of saying, "I don't work here" when shoppers come to you asking for help, by all means wear red.

Asshole.

5 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

I'm so busted. Now what will I do on Friday nights?!

Coaster Punchman said...

One of my hobbies is pretending I work places and then sending people to the opposite end of the store when they ask me where something is. You should try it.

Bubs said...

That was someone I work with Splotchy. Seriously.

Splotchy said...

kristi, cp and bubs' coworker - you are all evil. EVIL!!!!

Flannery Alden said...

I'm with you, splotchy.