Just to prove to you I'm not some wiseass who never exhibits less-than-savvy shopping behavior, I present this humble post.
First, please note that part of this post has been encoded because my mother reads this blog.
Mom, there is nothing really that awful in this little vignette, but I felt I should at least protect your eyes from seeing it without readying yourself.
To read the message below, copy the text and paste it into the "Input" box on the top right of my blog, hit the "En/Decode input" button and read the text that displays in the "Output" box.
Lbh xabj jung'f jbefr guna tbvat gb Gnetrg sbe bayl gjb vgrzf, pbaqbzf naq znffntr bvy?
Ergheavat gur pbaqbzf ng Phfgbzre Freivpr yngre orpnhfr lbh zvfgnxrayl tbg gur jebat xvaq.