Friday, June 15, 2007
My, How The New Fantastic Four Movie Will Suck
Wow, did the previous Fantastic Four suck.
I borrowed a copy of the DVD (I knew well enough not to pay money to see it in a theater) and I could not even sit through the whole thing. I had to fast forward through it.
I was especially pissed off at how they completely crapped on the great villain Doctor Doom.
The movie was worse than Daredevil. It was worse than The Hulk.
If we can apply the Law of Movie Sequel's Diminishing Returns, the new Fantastic Four movie will, improbable as it might seem, suck even harder.
This movie will follow you home from the theater, kill your family then take a dump on your kitchen floor. It will be that bad.
And they turned the Silver Surfer into a T-1000 (search the web for images of what they did to the surfer, you won't find images of that cinematic travesty on this here blog)!