We recently received an International Male catalog in the mail. If you are not already aware, International Male is on the cutting edge of male bikini thong technology.
Fellas, do want a little more pizazz? Would you like a little help down there?
Look no further than the push-up thong.
It has hidden padding that "lifts you up and out".
7 comments:
That is so wrong...
I dunno, maybe it should be required for guys that pester their significant others to strap on pushup bras and such.
Just don't tell my wife I said that.
Actually, I'm pretty sure she doesn't want this for me.
The problem is, when you're wearing this, you have to stop every few minutes and:
Plant your feet about shoulder width apart
place both your hands behind your head, elbows out
Gyrate slightly while yelling in your best Anthony Newley/Austin Powers voice
THIS IS FOR YOU, BABY!!
Yow, that's not what I needed first thing this morning.
This must be how people feel when I link to wierd stuff.
Um, ewwww.
I'm pretty sure that NO woman wants her man wearing that. I think it's a gay thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
For $23, I hope it lifts you up and out to your fullest potential, or maybe viagra is included in that price.
bubs, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think you have found your next Halloween costume. If it's a little chilly you could always accessorize with a white faux-fur coat.
mob, I'm very sorry for this disturbing story. Just count yourself lucky that I didn't include a picture in this post.
lulu, they should at least offer padded boxers, no? The padded thong is so.... European.
kristi, if I can get a purchase of this underwear subsidized by the blogging community, I'll gladly purchase a pair and report back my experiences.
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