Thursday, September 27, 2007

David Blaine Has Violated The Spirit Of The Blog Spectacular And Will Pay The Consequences For It

We at I, Splotchy are sorry to report another bump in the road of David Blaine's Blog Spectacular.

We at I, Splotchy readily admit that at least part of the blame for the ongoing problems of the Spectacular resides with us. There was the unfortunate miscommunication between ourselves and David Blaine, which resulted in him spending the first week of the Spectacular submerged in water.

And now, it is with regret we point out an error in judgment by the exalted entertainer -- a violation of the spirit, if not the letter, of the contract between I, Splotchy and Mr. Blaine.

It was our intent that Mr. Blaine spend two weeks on a one inch square of our blog alone, unaccompanied, and isolated.

Imagine our surprise when we saw Mr. Blaine consorting with his close friend, mentalist Uri Geller.

We have discussed this matter with Mr. Blaine, and he has consented to being encased in ice until we at I, Splotchy have deemed his debt to us repaid.

We hope to have no more technical glitches.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

His butt buddy probably brought cookies too. Is that allowed?

Splotchy said...

barbara, the man is encased in ice. He's paying for his transgressions, whether they be Uri Geller or cookie related.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You've got to be firm with those celeb types.

dguzman said...

Celebrity a-holes. Can't live with 'em, can't put 'em in ice. Oh wait.