Wednesday, November 28, 2007

iSplotchy Now Available In Cutesy Clothing Styles

Cafe Press

You're welcome, Freida Bee.


Freida Bee said...

Must. Have. One.

iSlpotchy. Is. Good.

My. Vote. Is. Not. Decided.

Are. These. Sentences. More. Annoying. Than.

$Hoodie. $Hoodie. $Hoodie. $Hoodie. $Hoodie.

Splotchy said...

freida b, the "hooded sweatshirts" are kinda pricey, so I won't be at all offended if you don't get one.

Of course, if you don't purchase this item of clothing, then your vote is mine.

Okay, okay, if you don't end up wanting to vote for me either, then you must record and upload a video of yourself singing "Goldfinger" in a crowded supermarket.

Those are your three options.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! Selling your self like a common streetwalker. I am shocked, sir! Shocked!

(Um... What sizes do those come in?)

Distributorcap said...

you are a capitalist pig!

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

how much??

Freida Bee said...

Yes, I have three choices, here.

1) Buy me a hoodie. OK, want that, anyway.

2) Vote for iSPlotchy. I am holding out on my endorsements for the big bucks.

3) Accept your dare, which entails the procurement of a video camera besides the one my laptop holds or perhaps my cell phone's 6 second capacity one and figuring out how the hell theGoldfinger song can be sung not ballady, 'cause I don't know if I've shared this at my blog. My singing kinda sucks. Seriously. But, I know a few good grocery stores, including the biggest Whole Foods in the world.