Wednesday, May 28, 2008

iSplotchy Campaign Materials For Immediate Release

Online supporters of the iSplotchy, please be advised of a change in direction for marketing the candidate.

These materials were forwarded to campaign headquarters by Citizens for iSplotchy.

Please find the following attached:

Magazine Ad

Mailer (Concentrate on the "embittered" American demographic)

New Logo (slap this on anything with a flat surface)

Candidate is also planning on physically attacking several of the other presidential candidates in the near future, so rev up the spin machine to put a happy face on it.


Fran said...

It's morning in America!!!

Fran said...

And here is your new campaign song.

We can totally do something with "everybody must get Splotched".

I sure hope I get a job in the new admin, once you are elected. A cabinet post would be nice.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

We needed that dung field!