Thursday, July 5, 2007

The Rapier Wit Of Splotchy

Today, I ask my coworker who offered to sell me Police tickets, "Did you sell those tickets for tonight's show?"

"No."

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to go down to Wrigley."

"You're going to see the show?"

"No, I'm going down to see if I can sell the tickets there."

"Be careful. I'm sure the Police will be there."

7 comments:

Chris said...

ka-ZING! That is my kind of humor!

Tanya Espanya said...

Bwahaahaaaha - so lame, yet excellent, too!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Good one. Made me laugh out loud.

Zed said...

Haha! Excellent!

Beth said...

I had the veal and I tipped my waitress, Henny

Splotchy said...

Doc, it hurts when I do this!

Dale said...

High-larious.