It's another Friday in November, which means it must be time for another Splotchy-created holiday, as defined in a previous post.
Are we that close to the end of November? Yes!
Is this post just an excuse for me to use the word "penultimate"? Yes!
Is this a holiday I plan on observing? Probably not.
In any case, Happy Purchase Preprocessed Turkey Products Day!
Next and final November holiday: Whatever Splotchy Says Day (consider this your final warning)
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Somehow this sounded much more doable before I ate ten pounds of turkey last night.
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