Sunday, May 20, 2007

Things I'd Pay 5 Bucks For

1. Rights to use the word bef*ckered.
2. An openly hostile interview subject on Inside The Actor's Studio.
3. Spider-Man 3. I paid $9.50 to see it. It was worth $5.
4. Charlie Rose wrestling a greased hobo.
5. Rainbows, smiles and happiness.


Mob said...

I'd pay $10 to see a fistfight breakout between Lipton and your hostile guest...

Splotchy said...

Who do you think would win?

Al Pacino is like four feet seven (in my mind, at least).