Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Exciting Advancements In Male Underwear Technology

We recently received an International Male catalog in the mail. If you are not already aware, International Male is on the cutting edge of male bikini thong technology.

Fellas, do want a little more pizazz? Would you like a little help down there?

Look no further than the push-up thong.

It has hidden padding that "lifts you up and out".


Johnny Yen said...

That is so wrong...

Splotchy said...

I dunno, maybe it should be required for guys that pester their significant others to strap on pushup bras and such.

Just don't tell my wife I said that.
Actually, I'm pretty sure she doesn't want this for me.

Joe said...

The problem is, when you're wearing this, you have to stop every few minutes and:

Plant your feet about shoulder width apart

place both your hands behind your head, elbows out

Gyrate slightly while yelling in your best Anthony Newley/Austin Powers voice


Mob said...

Yow, that's not what I needed first thing this morning.

This must be how people feel when I link to wierd stuff.

lulu said...

Um, ewwww.

I'm pretty sure that NO woman wants her man wearing that. I think it's a gay thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

GETkristiLOVE said...

For $23, I hope it lifts you up and out to your fullest potential, or maybe viagra is included in that price.

Splotchy said...

bubs, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think you have found your next Halloween costume. If it's a little chilly you could always accessorize with a white faux-fur coat.

mob, I'm very sorry for this disturbing story. Just count yourself lucky that I didn't include a picture in this post.

lulu, they should at least offer padded boxers, no? The padded thong is so.... European.

kristi, if I can get a purchase of this underwear subsidized by the blogging community, I'll gladly purchase a pair and report back my experiences.