I need to make an adjustment to my recently-created November holidays.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I won't be able to participate in Mismatched Shoe Day on November 9th.
As a result, I now decree November 9th to be the following holiday:
Pretend To Read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged In Public Day
Whether it's on a train, bus, or out and about at lunch, have a copy of Atlas Shrugged with you and pretend to read it.