Friday, August 3, 2007

Free Movie Titles! (Romance)

These titles are most suited for love stories.

01. You've Got Cancer
02. My Vagina On Ogden
03. I Married A Hooker
04. Our Dogs Like Each Other
05. Mom And Dad Will Be So Mad
06. Phineas H. Loofapuff's Curious Love Contraption
07. The Ostensibly Erotic Affair
08. Tender Nipples
09. Givin' It My Best Shot
10. If This Isn't Love, Then I Don't Know What Love Is


J.D. said...

I'm seeing My Vagina On Ogden and I Married A Hooker NOW!

Timothy Donavan Russell said...

Sex like a hooker on her wedding night.

anandamide said...

11. Girls at the Free Clinic Are Easy
12. Hey, You Got Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter !!!
13. We Like the Same Monster Trucks
14. You've Got Crabs. (a twenty-something sequel to "You've Got Mail")
15. Poon story

Splotchy said...

j.d., I'll talk to my people and see if we get can get Dennis Hopper to direct.

tim, that's a beautiful sentiment!

anandamide, I would love to see #12 and #13 in a double-feature.

BeckEye said...

I must see all of these. Especially #6.

Splotchy said...

beckeye, #6 is love at its most whimsical. It was actually originally broadcast on Love American Style, I think.