Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Hypothetical Quotes By People of Distinction

Pablo Picasso: "I never got called an asshole - not like you."


Gaby Hess said...

Hypothetical quotes are great! There should be a whole book written about them. Here's one that you might not be aware of:

"Growing up as a ginger kid has given me the strength to become successful and powerful." Carrot Top

Splotchy said...

Thanks for stopping by!

And thanks for creeping me out with that Carrot Top quote. Yikes!

Joe said...

I saw Carrot Top's burned-out dad, Gallagher, riding the airport tram in Las Vegas once.

I never saw Pablo Picasso.

Splotchy said...

bubs, rumor has it that girls would turn the color of an avocado when he'd drive down the street in his Eldorado.

No, not Gallagher.

Pablo Picasso.

Joe said...

I've heard that.

Do you like that song better when sung by a brooding Welshman or a nasal New Englander?

Oh, get this--just in case no one would recognize him, Gallagher was wearing one of his own tour jackets at the time.

Splotchy said...

I must confess that I'm still a sucker for nasal New Englanders.

Apparently Bowie also covered it recently on his 2003 album Reality.

Splotchy said...

Oh, and regarding Gallagher -- that's not that unusual.

My family wears matching pink satin "Team Splotchy" jackets when we're on vacation.

Joe said...

I'll trade you a Weenie Waver Wednesday tee shirt for one.

Splotchy said...

If you can squeeze into a four-year old's jacket, you've got a deal!