Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Seventeen And Counting

An update from Splotchy's Orphanage for Underappreciated Actors ™:

We have encouraging news!

As of this writing, seventeen actors have been placed!

Many thanks to the families who have opened their hearts and their homes.

We have come so far, yet still have a long road to travel.
Here are but a few of our actors that still need to find a loving home.

Timothy Carey (deceased)

Elias Koteas (Canadian)


J.D. said...

I don't know which is worse, being deceased or being Canadian!

Splotchy said...

I'm sure most Canadians prolly have an opinion about that -- the dead, not so much.

Cup said...

Is Bruce Campbell taken? I want Bruce. What paperwork do I need to fill out?

Splotchy said...

Bruce Campbell is taken.

Perhaps you could take him from Manx - from his cold, dead hands, I imagine.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Yo, Splot, I stepped up to the plate and adopted my second actor. Go see who I picked. She's a doozy.

Splotchy said...

dr mvm, indeed she is, indeed she is.

Cup said...

I'm a one-woman stalker. If I can't have Bruce, I'll just admire y'all's efforts from afar.

Dale said...

Was it Vincent that played Dale in Cuckoo's Nest? I should probably take him and be quiet on the Canadian issue.

Splotchy said...

I dunno, dale.

I looked up his role up on the IMDB, but it listed the character's last name, not first.

Either way, he's certainly adoptable, regardless of the role he played, or whether at one point in time he lived in Canada.