Thursday, August 23, 2007

This Will Most Certainly End Badly

Oh boy, have I stepped in it.

Frank Sirmarco has answered my gayest video ever post with a challenge of his own.

I'm scrambling to find an appropriate video, but here is an initial volley.

It's not a music video technically, but I think you'll agree it matches Frank's video, if not outgays it.




UPDATE!

Okay, seeing as I am up wrassling with the water in my basement, I had time between seepage cleanup to find a bonafide gayer video than Frank's. Please, join Limahl in his personal library for "The Neverending Story".

16 comments:

pezda said...

Holy shit! I felt my testosterone levels slipping just watching that.

Jess Wundrun said...

This is also not a video per se.

So gay it made Richard Simmons feel manly.

Think of it as a compendium of gayrock

Distributorcap said...

omg -- Leo Sayer.......
where is Rick Astley?

Distributorcap said...

here is another you can post
just watch Peter Cetera's hand motions

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmSJDOVGIL8

pat said...

try this on for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I remember when Leo Sayer hit the big time. It was a low point in my teenage life.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I just clicked on the link Jess gave and all I can say is, "Wow."

And I don't mean that in a good way.

Splotchy said...

pezda, I should have warned people to have an AC/DC song readied for testosterone replacement.

jess, that is a really beautiful thing. I never knew Siegfried and Roy were in Air Supply. And boy, did that lemonade look good! They had amazing self-control to leave their glasses untouched. Wow, Rupert Holmes (the Pina Colada song guy) was dressed to the nines with that red sweater.

dc, ric astley must be excluded from any gay video competition. Regarding that Peter Cetera video, I kept hoping for ninjas to appear and to start fighting him.

pat, I wasn't aware of this song or artist! Where I can I score one of those loincloth undershirts?

dr mvm, sorry for the low point, but I find inspiration that a gawky man with a falsetto and no sense of dancing can be celebrated on national television.

dguzman said...

OMG, Limahl--gees. Jess's linked video made me cringe so hard that I don't even want to consider going to the other ones. Thanks for putting these horrible songs and images into my head. Man, do I need an eraser song.

PJ said...

Wow, that Tarzan Boy vid almost blinded me with its gayness. But you could also list any video by the Pet Shop Boys or Jimmy Somerville. The 80s were the gay decade for music in my opinion. :)

I've also linked to a few appropriate vids at my place: Band Camp

deadspot said...

There can be only one response to a Neverending Story post.

"West Siiiiiiide!"

Manx said...

Here's an obvious one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Bp6KMyrYs

I'm not sure if it's the gayest, but Boy George + period dress = one damn gay video.

Distributorcap said...

i watched that Air Supply video
Russell 'Hitchcock'
need i say more............

Distributorcap said...

another....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=haYvrO5D_Yo

gotta love the 'rug'

Splotchy said...

dguzman, if you'd like, I'll try to find a gayer video to wipe the recent gay videos from your mind.

pj, I'll check 'em out!

deadspot, never saw that! Very nice! I have actually never seen an episode of Robot Chicken, but I hear great things about it. I think Bubs is a big fan, if I remember correctly.

manx, I vaguely remembered that video, but then saw at the start it was supposed to be set in Mississippi, 1870. WHAT THE HELL?!!

dc, I do so love a vest on a hairy chest.

Allen L. said...

Please. THIS is the gayest video on the planet.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9hMrY8jysdg

god love em....the boys would do anything Freddie wanted them to.....